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[corvidant]

[ My god, Ren, have some sense of self respect?? ]

Are you seriously trying to convince me to come over by offering an invitation to raid your pantry?

[tricksterious]

[ No!

But also, no. ]

No, that part was a genuine offer I'd have made to any of our friends. Food sometimes comes with strings attached here, and I don't really like that.

[ So he was just making the offer to share his own ill gotten gains because that's somehow better? ]

[corvidant]

[ "Our" friends? Ren. Ren, no. Consider yourself lucky Akechi is going to gloss over that instead of making a snippy remark. ]

Strings attached, eh? So you're going as far as resorting to laced foods, now? My, my, how ruthless of you.

[ For a goody-two-shoes hero type, that is! ]

[tricksterious]

[ Goro... ]

No. I meant my pantry comes without the strings.

[ Much like pretty much every offer of goodwill he's ever made to Goro - besides the part where he usually knew Goro was up to no good. ]

Though I don't think you always mind my being ruthless when it happens.

[corvidant]

It was a joke.

[ Wow, Joker, your sense of humor surely sucks, huh!! ]

As for your being ruthless, that is a different situation entirely. And I'd hardly call you that, either. Of anything, you're still too soft.

[ Get on his "ruthless sort of person" level!! ]

[tricksterious]

[ He's failed his name...he just assumed Goro was legit distrusting him HAHA... ]

Oh? I think perhaps there are different brands of ruthless...I don't want to hone in on your brand. Phantom thieves are meant to be original.

[corvidant]

[ WELL. It's a fair assumption to make; Akechi is never too trusting. ]

And what, pray tell, would the Phantom Thieves' brand be? Ruthlessly foolish?

[tricksterious]

I like to think I'm mischievously helpful.

[corvidant]

And that's being ruthless how, exactly?

[tricksterious]

People often do not actually want to be helped.

[corvidant]

So you admit to forcing your views and desires onto others without their consent? Rather self-righteous, isn't it?

[tricksterious]

[ ?? Apparently I lost this tag even before my zone out day. ]

I never claimed that particular trait wasn't among my vices.

[corvidant]

[ LMAO guess Ren didn't want to admit it, after all! ]

Perhaps not with words. But you and your thieves most certainly like to act that way.

[tricksterious]

Perhaps. But I don't think I'm unwilling to listen to and accept other views.

[corvidant]

I suppose that is true. You're surprisingly malleable, even when you shouldn't.

[ Maybe don't go befriending the guy who tried to kill you? More than once? Maybe?? ]

[tricksterious]

[ No!!!! He worked for this rank 10 and he will keep it!!! ]

Is that such a bad thing? It's benefited you.

[corvidant]

And how, pray tell, has it benefited me?

[ Because he sure as hell doesn't care about Ren's friendship, if that's what he's implying! ]

[tricksterious]

If I did what you thought I should, would we be speaking?

[corvidant]

Likely not. But I have other methods to get the information I need.

[tricksterious]

Yes, but you still picked me first.

[corvidant]

Fine. Next time I'll pick you dead last. Does that make you happier?

[ Is the dead part a threat or... Hmm. ]

[tricksterious]

[ COULD BE! Wouldn't be the first time. ]

That would still count as being special.

[corvidant]

[ Apparently, Ren Likes It. ]

Specially irritating, yes. I'm done talking to you.

[tricksterious]

Alright. See you later, Akechi.

[ As usual, he's taking zero offense. ]

[corvidant]

Don't hold your breath.

[ Are there emojis in this device? Is he gonna have to get creative to send Ren the middle finger? Plans for the future, stay tuned! ]