About as well as I could, given the circumstances.
[ Circumstances being... what? Being plucked out of his home that had turned into a fake reality to begin with? Dropped on nameless sex island without much of an explanation? The looming knowledge that in one day's time, he was to either disappear or be forever trapped in an even worse fate-- one that Ren had inadvertently wished for? Maybe.
Or maybe it's just the cat ears. Who knows. Certainly not Ren, if Akechi can help it. ]
But, I'll be brief. This is the one answer I don't seem to find anywhere, and though I don't have much hope you'll be able to provide, I have to ask: do you know how we ended up here?
[ Circumstances being... what? Being plucked out of his home that had turned into a fake reality to begin with? Dropped on nameless sex island without much of an explanation? The looming knowledge that in one day's time, he was to either disappear or be forever trapped in an even worse fate-- one that Ren had inadvertently wished for? Maybe.
Or maybe it's just the cat ears. Who knows. Certainly not Ren, if Akechi can help it. ]
But, I'll be brief. This is the one answer I don't seem to find anywhere, and though I don't have much hope you'll be able to provide, I have to ask: do you know how we ended up here?
[ Yes, Ren, he has realized that much-- honestly he might have been a fake detective, but he was still capable enough to track his username down in the network, so do give him a little credit to figure out the obvious, okay? ]
I see. I can at least say I'm glad to not be trapped in someone else's disturbing idea of happiness.
[ Perhaps not as disturbing as Maruki's world, where Ren's idea of happiness would have him trapped in a place of easy camaraderie and friendly rivalry and a clean criminal record in which Akechi had never tried to kill him at all, but hey. Ren can take that to mean this weird sex island, and they can continue to pretend there isn't anything very wrong about that wish, not a single grudge to keep. ]
I assume you don't know the way out either? Questionable taste as you may have, even you shouldn't genuinely enjoy this ordeal.
I see. I can at least say I'm glad to not be trapped in someone else's disturbing idea of happiness.
[ Perhaps not as disturbing as Maruki's world, where Ren's idea of happiness would have him trapped in a place of easy camaraderie and friendly rivalry and a clean criminal record in which Akechi had never tried to kill him at all, but hey. Ren can take that to mean this weird sex island, and they can continue to pretend there isn't anything very wrong about that wish, not a single grudge to keep. ]
I assume you don't know the way out either? Questionable taste as you may have, even you shouldn't genuinely enjoy this ordeal.
[ Look, even Akechi isn't so emotionally stunted as to demand an apology for that; people feel how they feel, and no matter how senseless it is, Ren's wish is not something he had consciously decided on. The choice to give up on it, however, was, and Akechi can at least appreciate that.
But because people do feel how they feel, he can't be blamed for still holding a bit of a grudge, either. ]
Disappointing, but not unexpected. I suppose even you have limitations, after all.
[ Because, oh, isn't he special. The one with the special powers and the special bonds that powered up his special, multiple Personas, special enough to take down a god. So yes, in many ways, he is. But to Akechi?
Well. He does at least mean considerably more to him than "Kasumi," who he quite frankly didn't bother to check for-- much like any of the other Phantom Thieves. ]
What about these other Persona users, then? Anything noteworthy?
[ Please don't bore him with peons, okay. ]
But because people do feel how they feel, he can't be blamed for still holding a bit of a grudge, either. ]
Disappointing, but not unexpected. I suppose even you have limitations, after all.
[ Because, oh, isn't he special. The one with the special powers and the special bonds that powered up his special, multiple Personas, special enough to take down a god. So yes, in many ways, he is. But to Akechi?
Well. He does at least mean considerably more to him than "Kasumi," who he quite frankly didn't bother to check for-- much like any of the other Phantom Thieves. ]
What about these other Persona users, then? Anything noteworthy?
[ Please don't bore him with peons, okay. ]
[ ... Ren. You can't possibly expect Akechi to take up Morgana's role, he's far too big to fit in a bag. ]
"Risette" is a navigator, eh? I suppose that could be useful, if she'll cooperate.
[ There's a with us that goes unsaid because, well, there's a part of Akechi who does see Ren as an ally of sorts. He's just not about to admit it out loud. ]
Although I don't see much need for a navigator, to begin with. The Metaverse isn't accessible, is it?
"Risette" is a navigator, eh? I suppose that could be useful, if she'll cooperate.
[ There's a with us that goes unsaid because, well, there's a part of Akechi who does see Ren as an ally of sorts. He's just not about to admit it out loud. ]
Although I don't see much need for a navigator, to begin with. The Metaverse isn't accessible, is it?
[ Wait what
Group chat, what no. He didn't ask for this, Ren cease this nakama bullshit immediately!! ]
You do realize there's no point to this, yes? It's not like you can carry out your Phantom Thief activities without access to the Metaverse.
[ Apparently, Akechi doesn't consider the possibility that a group chat could be used for... chatting... what a novel concept... ]
Group chat, what no. He didn't ask for this, Ren cease this nakama bullshit immediately!! ]
You do realize there's no point to this, yes? It's not like you can carry out your Phantom Thief activities without access to the Metaverse.
[ Apparently, Akechi doesn't consider the possibility that a group chat could be used for... chatting... what a novel concept... ]
[ That's all fine and dandy, but what is he supposed to do with this address.
Literally, he's knew here, he's only just learning his way around. Ren, you moron. You actual moron. Thinking he would care! To look it up!! ]
So arrivals come in batches... And how often would you say that happens? Is there a set schedule or pattern to it?
Literally, he's knew here, he's only just learning his way around. Ren, you moron. You actual moron. Thinking he would care! To look it up!! ]
So arrivals come in batches... And how often would you say that happens? Is there a set schedule or pattern to it?

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